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John Carter Review
By Simon Jago

The front cover of the Blu-Ray reads “Star Wars for a new generation” and I shudder, because I just know they are referring not to the timeless original Star Wars trilogy but the awful Lucas vomit that is the prequel trilogy. CGI spacemen, aliens that look like arses and sword fighting laser wielding Romans in space pretty much sums up what’s going to be shoved down your throat for over two hours.

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